Unique challenge this month...the Poetry Sisters cooked up this challenge..."haikus as classified ads"! Hmmm...don't think too much, just close your eyes and write.
Wanted
Lonely white female
Seeking man with one finger
For me to wrap myself around
Want my buttons pushed
But none of my flaws pointed out
Thumbs not eligible
LWF
I possess all eight fingers
But only one toe
No bunions or warts
Some fungus, nail’s slightly ingrown
Will paint if need be
Wanted: Wedding dress
With mink wrap, silver buttons
No flaws allowed
Also required
Nail polish (color of tux)
Half ounce should suffice
By John Christian Lewis - 8/7/15
(All Rights Reserved)
Seeking man with one finger
For me to wrap myself around
Want my buttons pushed
But none of my flaws pointed out
Thumbs not eligible
LWF
I possess all eight fingers
But only one toe
No bunions or warts
Some fungus, nail’s slightly ingrown
Will paint if need be
Wanted: Wedding dress
With mink wrap, silver buttons
No flaws allowed
Also required
Nail polish (color of tux)
Half ounce should suffice
By John Christian Lewis - 8/7/15
(All Rights Reserved)
